“Well I guess I have all of you to thank for this. What once was a loving, caring, private family dynamic filled with zero judgment or consequences has now shifted into to the public realm with one fancy, hip new trend. Honey, I think I’m going to start a blog. Awesome… I heard no one was doing that.
So let’s just call this what it is. I’m the husband, completely encouraging of his wife and I’m going to be playing the role of the security guard in this little charade into cyberspace. Topics I’m going to be discussing? Wouldn’t you like to know? Basically anything and everything unrelated to my family. I may even post pictures of other people’s wives and children just to throw off the scent a little. I assume kindness in all of you, but the realist in me knows serial killers love unsuspecting bloggers. What you should know about me? Assume that I’ve spent just enough time in prison to know what’s what, but not enough time where I wouldn’t be able to look you in the eyes when shaking your hand. The wife said this is a family blog so you’ll have to deal with my sarcasm in place of the normal profanity. The reason why I choose to do this? I’ll say support, but I’m mostly looking forward to the hate mail. Posts will be few and far between, lack depth and direction and may wind up just being various YouTube clips of Bill Burr stand up. Creativity goes in whatever direction the creator dictates and I’m driving to Pluto with this one.
The importance to me is the experience. I love my wife. She does no wrong. So if she wants to get all cleavagey on a Monday post about “leg” workouts, I’m the guy holding our son, kicking the dog out of the way and taking that picture. “Unconditional” means you do that. Do I find it strange that standard operating procedure is dealing with all you people? Well, mostly yes, but we’ll punt for now because I guess that’s really up to you readers. My wife has worked harder for other people since the day I met her and this blog will be no different.
The Good Papa
P.S. Apparently the wife would like me to incorporate my writing into whatever theme she’s going for on that particular week. To the best of my knowledge last week’s theme appeared to be, “Breakfasts That I’ve Never Cooked For My Husband in Bed, Not Even Once“ so… Eggs White Omelette
P.P.S. Shout out to domesticduck.wordpress.com.#teaminlaw.”